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>A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in
>front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge
>wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are all
>those clocks?"
>
>St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks.
>Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie
>the hands on your clock will move."
>
>Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"
>
>"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never
>moved, indicating that she never told a lie."
>
>"Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is
>that one?"
>St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's
>clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe
>told only two lies in his entire life."
>
>"Where's Tony Blairs clock?" asked the man.
>
>"Tony's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it
>as a ceiling fan."
